I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize