wrigley field is MILF paradise
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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