Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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