Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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