But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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