The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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