I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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