escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
do herpes really smell.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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