Me. At least after what I've been through.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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