i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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