So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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