I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I bet he comes in French.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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