He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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