honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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