thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wish you could order shots online.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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