He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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