Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
When did angry sex become our thing?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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