yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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