READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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