I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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