ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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