But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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