I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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