just come out here and I will go home with you...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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