Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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I think I sprained my soul last night
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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