Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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