At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
We are all done wearing pants today
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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