Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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