I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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