redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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