why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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