Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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