Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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