WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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