I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's never too late to be topless.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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