i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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