absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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