Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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