He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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