Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i just wanna soil my oats bro
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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