Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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