Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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