She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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