white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Congratulations! We have a period
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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