She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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