i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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