friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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