Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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