So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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