Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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